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10/9/2008 1:01:11 AM
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mando1980
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Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit infront of my wife
Doctor: are you an engineer?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the beginning itself that you are an engineer. Come man, no one
can treat you better than me.
Proudly I AM ENGINEER MANDO
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10/17/2008 4:41:07 AM
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6820082
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I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE BECAUSE I NEVER SEE AN ENGINEER
KNEW HOW TO SET LIKE ANORMAL HUMAN 
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10/20/2008 9:06:48 AM
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attraction
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is that suppose to be ajok?? not all engineer are the same attitude
regards to all
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10/21/2008 4:36:43 AM
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mando1980
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Dear Attraction, First of all the story is not real - you can name it a joke if you prefer that - but it rings an alarm to
all engineers who spend their time working and working and doing nothing else
I sometimes find myself the man -engineer- in the story and sometimes not
on both sides not for just engineers - but mostly for them - the clear message of the note i sent was
always keep some of your time - actually a lot- to enjoy yourself and have fun
I am not gonna tell you this message like this because it will not affect you like the story and i count on the reader
inelegance and i am sure he will get the right message
please accept my regards
quick pass by
Mandoooooo
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10/27/2008 1:54:16 AM
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clueless
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affaaaa 
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12/16/2008 8:40:25 PM
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NexTLive
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حسن يا حسن يا حسن حسن ..... محدش شاف حسن يا خوانى ...!! lol
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12/21/2008 11:53:05 PM
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rasSsam
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thanks for that nice story , i really liked it
but i will let you know some thing
its not all about the engineers who are not having enought time even for them selves
me also
i am a nurse
and i barely have a time to sit with my self to eat my brake sandwish
(;
also am having another full time jop
so ... i guess those engineers are more better than me
thank you again for the story
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2/4/2009 8:54:56 PM
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d5to0ora
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at the end engineers better than doctors ele ma3endohom wagt 7atta 4 them selves :S
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2/20/2009 6:59:16 PM
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regina
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شسالفة 
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6/18/2009 10:15:10 AM
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chvygay
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مبروك اخوي قلت تشتغل مثل الكديش قلت ميخالف تلعب وي عيالك مثل الشاذي قلت عديها اتحيلق حق مرؤسينك قلت تنبلع بس مو ارنب جدامها
علي العموم مشكوور علي الموضوع الحلو
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10/31/2009 6:12:17 AM
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Wooooow
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loooooooooool
nice one :P
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